Shit, make it a thousand dollars.
My whole life, Ive been garroting my hands with razor-sharp cookie cutters.
Item # devils ON horseback (49.95) Copy: Sweet mission figs and dates stuffed with bleu cheese and wrapped in crisp, smoky bacon.
Im not being cynical.
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Oh, these arent crab cakes.
They can make the 10-foot trip to the damn bar.
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Drew Says: Why do I want my Sodastream to be shaped like a penguin?I asked the Deadspin staff if they had ever heard of this term.The cookie gun will go right into your dustbin along with the infamous waffle batter dispenser and cracker spinner.Between this and the collapse of that one Blake Lively catalog, your interminable compulsion to run up your credit limit on horrible crap may never find a proper outlet.Item # truffle lovers gift crate (299.95) Copy: Three delicacies from Tartufi de Fassia in Italy: small white truffles (1.